Time to stop and take a look at some stupidity in the news:
"Little Village Academy on Chicago's West Side has implemented a strict ban on all outside food brought to school. Unless children have a medical excuse, the Chicago Tribune notes, they are required to eat (or at least try to stomach) cafeteria food."
http://activistcash.com/news_detail.cfm/hid/4425
I can just imagine it now:
"Hello, Mrs. Davis? We're calling to let you know that your son has been expelled. He was caught dealing in the boys' bathroom."
"Oh my God!!! He was selling DRUGS?!?"
"No, ma'am. Twinkies."