There are pretty much only two currently-running television shows I regularly keep up on: Doctor Who, and House. I really love Hugh Laurie's character, probably because he reminds me of myself. You know: viciously sarcastic, misanthropic, genius, unapologetic, scruffy, atheist, a musician...what's not for me to admire about this man? For those who aren't familiar with the show, Doctor House leads a team of other doctors at Princeton‑Plainsboro Teaching Hospital and each episode essentially revolves around cracking a medical case.
As often happens in House episodes, some of the doctors went into the patient's home to get some clues as to what might be causing the strange ailment he or she has. This past week, the doctors went into the home to find out that the patient was a hoarder:
I wish I had more parts of the dialogue written down, but here was one very memorable quote:
Patient: "I'm not a hoarder. I'm just a major slob."
Doctor: "You save ear wax."
