Ask yourself, "Would I Put My Mouth On This Thing?"
When you dig up an old item that was designed to have your mouth put on it, ask yourself: "Would I put my mouth on this thing again?" Maybe if it was a trumpet or some other thing worth cleaning.
But this gnarley straw?
No. I don't want to try to rationalize this one. Into the trash you go.
It's sometimes needlessly condescending and needlessly jesus freaky...but still, a great book for what it is. Buy it used and insanely cheap on Half.com